High School is the superior school to Downingtown West
. The schools were split in 2003
school. (More money, better sports
teams, smarter students, etc.) West
students will often say "The stadium
is on West
Campus though." This is true, however West
was built first so it is there
by default. Weed sales are through the roof at East
, and one can probably witness a deal going down
in any bathroom at any time (usually the one by the gyms).
The one biggest downside is the fact that
60% of all guys in the school believe that
they are the best thing to ever
happen to women everywhere. Usually these
guys are wearing khakis as street clothes, Nike sneakers
or slides, high black
socks, a Diamond Supply Co. sweatshirt, and have
a short haircut with a flare in the front. In truth, some of them are chill and don't think extremely highly of themselves, but 58% of them are just faggots. Just typical "Swag Fags". Most of these
students are part of the Class of 2016. The worst of them are the ones who often try to be black
around the few black
students, but live in the local upscale neighborhoods such
as Byers Station, Eagle Reserve, or Bell Tavern.
The principal has a ponytail, one teacher wears a kilt, there have been
several bomb threats, and the girls
are more attractive
than at West
. West Girls
are anorexic, tanorexic, and dumber than a rock. East Girls
are as intelligent
as they are attractive
Downingtown East High
East Student #1: Some West kids were talking shit about
East and saying
how them having
the stadium makes them
East Student #2: They should just give up as a school.
West Student: You just can't not handle our Swag.
East Student: "Can't not" is a double-negative. Learn to speak English. I don't think colleges look for "Swag" when accepting students.