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A crackhead is the lowest form of a drug user. They abuse the drug crack cocaine. They are often liars, traitors, and thiefs.

Crackheads are often paranoid and fidgety.

Crackheads can be anyone, any race, any gender.

Crackheads will sell everything and anything to fuel their addiction.

Crackheads cannot be trusted. If you ever find yourself to a person who is a known crackhead, try to get away as fast as possible, otherwise you may lose valauble jewerly, wallet, etc.

Unless you don't mind having any of your prized possessions disappear, it is not wise to let a crackhead into your home. Never leave a crackhead unnattended to, or you will find things mysteriously go missing.

It is important to never let a crackhead get to you, don't ever let them get under your skin. You are the stronger person in the situation, unless you too are a crackhead.

Crackheads are pathetic.
I once called a crackhead's house a few times to get a hold of a person I know, who is also a crack addict. He continued to answer the phone even though it was pretty obvious it was me, again.

Crackhead- "Hello?" (he calmly says this)
Me- "Hi, is _____ there?"
Crackhead- "Ah, wha wha wha WHAT DID I TELL YOU!? He is not HERE" (at this point he was shouting)

Afterwards, I drove up to his house, and to my suprise (not) the crackhead was in the window looking around frantically.

Some More Personal Expirences:

If a person constantly asks you for money, in exchange for their car title, they are probably a crackhead.

If a person is in the bathroom for over an hour, has the bathroom fan on, turns the shower on, but comes out an hour later not wet, they are most likely a crackhead, or up to something.

If a person says they are going to the grocery store for one thing, and don't come back, they are probably on a crack binge.
by D. Lu May 19, 2007

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