107 definitions by D. Gould

Unecessary complaining or excuses. Long and drawn out in length, with seemingly no end in sight.
"Don't give me a song and dance. Just do the fucking work, and shut the hell up!"
by D. Gould February 23, 2006

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When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.
"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"
by D. Gould April 19, 2006

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A person in a long term, sexual relationship, who does not work. But instead, is taken care of financially. Only with the unspoken understanding, they must peform certain duties, to remain in said lifestyle. Term most often applies to females, but may include males as well.
"That chick hasn't worked one day in her entire life. She's a one-hundred percent kept bitch."
by D. Gould January 22, 2006

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A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.
"I fitted the frame of my bike with a traffic cop. Ya know....Just in case."
by D. Gould January 14, 2007

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A person perpetually intoxicated on weekends. May not partake during the work week, but overindulges every weekend consistently.
"He drank nine beers, over three hours Saturday night. Suffice to say, he's a weekend alcoholic."
by D. Gould February 19, 2006

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Another name for a dildo.
No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!
by D. Gould November 28, 2006

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"Blading", is the process by which a professional wrestler opens up a wound on his forehead, to up the drama of the match. It is usually performed using slight of hand, and a razorblade secretly tucked away in either his apparel, or the tape on his wrist.
"Dusty Rhodes, is the godfather of blading!"
by D. Gould March 15, 2006

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