When a food item
is prepared way too crunchy, toasted, or in any way too jagged for your mouth
to handle. The result of eating anything crunchatized
is akin to chewing bubble gum, if that bubble gum was made
blades and despair. The flurry of micro-lacerations are just bearable enough to foolishly finish the meal, but not enough to avoid regret and anguish for the rest of the day. Your mouth
WILL sting, ache, and spite you for the rest of the day.
edibles at all costs.