1 definition by Cynical, pissed off virgin

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Regardless of what many may say, a female can have her hymen penetrated and still be a virgin, the determining factor would be was there a horny individual present, who still roams this earth in a concious state, that was responible. Anyone who has been involved in a blowjob, has been involved in anal penetration, has felt up, been felt up, or has been involved in some other form of heavy petting is not really a virgin. Using a dildo, some other vibrator, or having your hymen broken during a medical procedure doesn't count. Regardless of how you look at it, the number of female virgins is microscopic compared to that of the number of male virgins.
Male virgins of a certain age are considered societal pariahs, outcasts shunned and ridiculed by their conformist, mainstream peers as well as society and popular culture. Female virgins often pass them up in favor of far more promiscuous males who are far too overpriveledged (these are also eleveated to a higher ranking amongst the Jr. High, High School, and college/University set. See jerk). Gay males, however, are highly attracted to these tabula rasas of the sex world. Belive it or not, there are many males who have never even locked lips, even until their 30's, and they aren't necessarily ugly, smelly etc. They may just be shy, picky, and/or dont get out much, and may revile those celebrated "normal" people.
Female virgins are similarly ridiculed by their conformist mainstream peers as well as society, but unlike the males of their kind are seen as prime conquests of promiscuous males (see player, jerk), who will often times lie about their sexual experience in order to "get some".
by Cynical, pissed off virgin December 26, 2006

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