Greece, also known as F.M.R.O.G (Former Macedonian Republic Of Greece - legal brand owner-> GUSAR ) can also refer to a nation that got expanded due to the Treaty of Bucharest (1913).After this treaty expires in the year 2012, Macedonia will regain its rightful borders and GREECE WILL NO LONGER EXIST
person #1: You're Greek aren't you?
person #2: Yes I am, and I'm proud of it.
person #1: Proud of what?
person #2: Well I'm proud of my Greek culture and heritage.
person #1: Oh.You haven't heard yet, have you?
person #2: Heard what?
person #1: The Treaty Of Bucharest expires in 2012.
person #2: THAT MEANS THAT GREECE WILL NO LONGER BE WHAT IT USED TO BE!!!
person #1: Yup, That's what it means.(Laughs)
person #2: (dies of shame)
A very disturbed country with a very silly language, Alexander The Great used it as a toilet and prison for the gay community.Now it is becoming known as Giroland
KID:Mommy,mommy let's go to Greece
MOM:I'm sorry, but we can't afford it
KID:(starts crying)but why....
MOM:If you stop crying we'll go to Macedonia
KID:(still crying)but I don't wanna go to Macedonia
MOM:Don't be silly, Greece is actually in Macedonia