A man with red hair who rides elevators all day. When he is alone with one other man, he stops the lift, and begins reaching around to grab at some cock. He is paid to do this, by the Bureau of Redheaded Homosexuality, which ensures that redheaded men are as gay as humanly possible. The best redheaded rod grabber is awarded with the Ginger Meatlog Cup at the yearly banquet of employees.
As the elevator doors opened and I walked in, I quickly realized that the mincing, ratlike redhead in the corner was a redheaded rod grabber, and I chose to take the stairs instead.