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74 definitions by Curtis X Meyer

(Comes from Dr. Seuss' story "The Lorax.")

1) A derogatory term for hippies and / or tree-huggers.

2) A derogatory term for vegans.
Toufurkey? There's no way you're getting me to eat that lorax garbage.
by Curtis x meyer December 08, 2010
Crazy good; exceptional. (Comes from the slogan in Poptarts commercials: "Pop Tarts: They're craaaaazzy good.")
"Yo, that new Jay-Z album is poptarts."
by Curtis X Meyer November 10, 2010
Someone who arrives late to an event or meeting; the opposite of an early bird.
The early bird gets the worm, but the nightingale pecks the dirt.
by Curtis X Meyer December 06, 2010
Nonsense; bullshit; comes from the the least popular of the four houses in Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry via the Harry Potter mythology.
As Ebenezer Scrooge did remark "Humbug!" at the mention of Christmas, so I say to you, that your beliefs are nothing but hufflepuff.
by curtis x meyer December 10, 2010