Person A: hey, can I litter here?
Person B: yeah, don't worry about it, Captain Planet will take it down to 0 for you.

George: I think we should invade Iraq then stay there for awhile. I never liked American soldiers anyway.
Reporter on CNN: It looks like the president is staring at the sun again today.

Male: Hey baby, let's voulez-vous coucher avec moi and they get some chicken.
Female: Alright, boy, as long as you'll sewing machine me.
Male: Hell, yeah!