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63 definitions by Cupcke27

 
29.
When a friendship exist in two mutually contradictory states when you are simultaneously a friend or an enemy until you make a crucial decision related to that friendship.
John : Hey, are you still friends with Johnny ?

Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.

John : So, what are the both of you now ?

Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
by Cupcke27 December 03, 2011
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30.
1. A professional blow job giver. A woman who can really give an amazing blowjob.A woman who can give you a piece of heaven through her mouth.

2. You know she is a Blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your cock and wraps her hands softly around it. Then, she starts stroking your dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly massages your balls while she slowly sucks the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your penis while deep throating. While doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to cum she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your penis while sucking. As you cum it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.
Every night with a blowfessional girlfriend is like a little piece of heaven.

My blowfessional girlfriend woke me up with a good morning blowjob.

There are times that i would choose a blowfessional blowjob over sex.
by Cupcke27 October 09, 2011
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A javelin is a light spear designed primarily for casting as a ranged weapon. The javelin is almost always thrown by hand, unlike the arrow and slingshot, which are projectiles shot from a mechanism. However, hurling devices do exist to assist the javelin thrower in achieving greater distance.
Hot teacher :The word javelin comes from Middle English and it derives from Old French javeline, a diminutive of javelot which meant spear. The word javelot probably originated from the Celtic language.

Dylan: F@*k that here is a real javelin *unzips pants*

Hot Teacher: Oh my god Dylan !! *she starts rubbing his balls with her left hand, stroking his dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth. Goes all the way and deep throats him while doing this, Dylan begin to hum and moan till he reaches an orgasm and begins to cum.She swallows it, and licks it off of him*

Dylan: I love living .
by Cupcke27 October 01, 2011
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32.
1. The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2. when the road goes on forever and the fucking up never ends

3. The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

4. Another way of saying a person is a failure.

5. A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.

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by Cupcke27 September 30, 2011
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1. When someone breaks up with their partner, and quickly rebounds to you.The love between the both of you is called dog love.

2. When a person undergoes a break up and finds a new boyfriend/girlfriend immediately because they are emotionally unstable and vulnerable.Slightly more advanced than puppy love but it usually leads to failure in the long run.

3. After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship like a traditional rebound.

4. The bestial act of fucking a dog.

5. Girls who enjoy doggie style.
Daya : Don't date her dude. She just broke up with him.The love you have will be dog love.

Josh :Don't worry man, I am not gonna fall in love with her. I just want a quick fuck.
by Cupcke27 October 08, 2011
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34.
1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Teacher : Class, anyone knows what William Shakespeare does in his free time ?

Daya : He shakes his spear.

Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??

Yu Chen : Don't come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.

William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.
by Cupcke27 October 08, 2011
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35.
(Erectus Longinus Penis Grande) is an advanced species of human found to the west of Indonesia and parts Malaysia. He is well known for being found wherever their is an abundant amount of video games, pretty women and weapons. Main food groups are Roti Nhan ,Pizza ,Dragons ,Lions ,Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee ,human fear and courage. He contains a giant anaconda like penis in his pants and is fucking awesome in everything. He is known for extreme skills using Nunchucks. Very dangerous and impossible to defeat in armed or unarmed combat , it is suggested that if you see him immediately run for your life like a sissy bitch. DO NOT attempt to capture as his fists can crush titanium as well as Adamantium. If you find yourself cornered by a him start praying because that is the last moment of peace you will have before he drives his fist through your chest and rips off your lips and uses it to kiss your own ass. He will beat the living daylights out of you in a heartbeat and make you believe that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory if you ever mess with the ones he loves.His has eyes as endless as the Ocean and a smile that lights up your life.Dayanandan has a scent which stays with you until you see him again.According to prophecy it is the name of the future ruler/ender of the world.
Soldier 1 : Holy titty fuck, he is deflecting my m16 bullets with his nunchucks.

Soldier 2 : Assholius, try using your grenades or your Rocket launcher !!!

Soldier 1 : I did .He ate the grenades and started breathing fire.When i tried the Rocket launcher he caught the missile and threw it at one of our

Soldier 3: Fuck you spineless fucks, i am gonna kick his ass with my Krav maga and my Adamantium katana.You cunts just keep shooting !!!
*Soldier 3 gets mutilated and his head is stuck in his ass*

Soldier 1 & 2: Run for your lives !!!

Soldier 4 : Morons, don't you all know that we are no match for Dayanandan.

In Sanskrit Daya means mercy/compassion and nandan means joy..Dayanandan is one who gains joy in giving compassion aka King of mercy ,which is why his sweet words will make girl's heart beat louder and eventually fall in love with him.
by Cupcke27 October 04, 2011
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