of this word has been
lost by historians, counter-intuitively
the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.
A Cheddar Facial
is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial
hair designs with donated fecal
matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious
nature of an artificial mane.
Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair
to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair
comes in patchy and thin.
Chonny- I can help
you with that, best friend, let me give
you a Cheddar Facial!
::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::
Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really
look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!