2 definitions by Cunty monty cunto

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An expression used to define or a particularly violent wank.
Last night I went home and participated in a bit of self-love. It was a long hard battle, I ended up enjoying myself so much I bled. One things for sure, this Tug-of-war will be one to remember.
by Cunty monty cunto August 18, 2006
A word derived from the combination of being cunted, as in messy through drug use and being intoxicated with alcohol.
Cun-tox.

Going out on a proper bender and hitting it so hard that you can barely control your bowels, yet you feel like a king.

"I've had a cocktail of drugs and a flagon of sambucca. I am feeling proper cuntox. I'm hammered. It's 11 in the A.M. but do you know what, I am the boy. Let's keep rockin'."
by Cunty monty cunto August 09, 2006

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