7 definitions by Cumbre Vieja
The excellent early Elton John song “Where to Now St. Peter” is about a mortally wounded Civil War Confederate (southern) soldier who takes a “blue canoe.” This means he got shot by a Union (northern) soldier. The Union soldiers wore blue uniforms, they were nicknamed the blues. The Confederate soldiers wore gray uniforms, they were nicknamed the grays. A blue canoe is a round or volley fired by a Union soldier.
by Cumbre Vieja April 6, 2023
Short for narcissistic supply. These are the kind of people that a pathological narcissist targets for use and abuse. Should NOT be confused with anything drug or police related.
by Cumbre Vieja July 9, 2015
A combative used by bicycle cops that involves lifting the front wheel up off the ground and using it to administer strikes to a suspect.
The robber decided to fight the bicycle officer instead of surrendering, so the cop used a wheelie up to take him down.
by Cumbre Vieja July 10, 2014
A female who suffers from pathological narcissism or the aggressive form of borderline personality disorder. Bird is slang for woman in many parts of the world. Prehistoric terror birds (scientific name Phorusrhacids) were carnivorous, flightless apex predators 1-3 meters tall.
These people can be difficult to screen out because they are often very good at hiding their real selves, especially the narcissistic types. In addition they are frequently physically attractive. Includes gold digger types.
These people can be difficult to screen out because they are often very good at hiding their real selves, especially the narcissistic types. In addition they are frequently physically attractive. Includes gold digger types.
Jane is just a terror bird who'll help you spend as much of your money as she can and then dump you.
by Cumbre Vieja March 21, 2015
Defensive tactic involves the use of a small and powerful tactical flashlight to first blind an attacker and then hammer fist their head with the end of the light, leaving a series of circular shaped wounds that resemble notarizing stamp marks. Not recommended unless the attacker poses an immediate threat of death or serious bodily injury, you could get charged with a felony.
A drunk attacked me at the karaoke bar last Saturday and I notarized the forehead with my flashlight. He went to the ER and then the cops took him to jail. If
by Cumbre Vieja May 10, 2022
A bossy person who lacks a sense of responsibility. They are either narcissistic or come from narcissistic families where the blame for problems is always shifted downwards. These people seem to be incapable of associating authority with responsibility. They do not understand that taking charge means taking the ultimate responsibility. They associate power and authority with privilege and self-indulgence instead of responsibility and service. They typically go around blaming everyone but themselves for the problems their actions create.
The company's board of directors fired the chief executive after they discovered he was a brat commander who was always blaming subordinates for the company's problems.
by Cumbre Vieja May 3, 2014
Short for megalomaniac, someone with a huge ego and extremely arrogant, frequently out of touch with reality. James Bond's enemies are an excellent example.
That guy is really a meg because he thinks he's such a big shot but he's the only one who believes it.
by Cumbre Vieja October 2, 2023