4 definitions by Cum 5

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A douche, but spelled as if it were a nerf product.
Guy 1: Dude you wanna toss the DOOSH around?
Guy 2: No dude, that's gross.
by Cum 5 April 27, 2008

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Suing somebody over your own stupidity.
Guy 1: Dude didn't Will have sex with Susie last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I think so.
Guy 1: Well I hear he's suing her now.
Guy 2: Damn he's just Judge Judying it then.
Guy 1: I know right? What a bitch.
by Cum 5 April 27, 2008

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The act of throwing a gallon of diner bar-b-que sauce down the fourth floor stairs of Cumberland Hall.
Guy 1: Dude i'm bored what do you want to do tonight?
Guy 2: Well i stole this gallon of Bar-B-Que sauce...
Guy 1: Are you thinking what i'm thinking
Guy 2: Bar-B-Q'in it
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The coolest place ever in University of Maryland, College Park

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Guy 1: Dude lets go to Disneyland its so cool
Guy 2: Fuck you bitch I'm going to CUM 5
Guy 1: Why didn't I think of that.
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