13 definitions by Cuddles McStig
Someone who becomes highly emotional when presented with televised sob stories. These people will empathize completely with anyone on television, especially those appearing on daytime talk shows.
by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008
A smaller, shrub-like relative of the ugly tree. It shares the ugly tree's ability to trigger ugliness on contact.
Bob looks like he fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down and then landed awkwardly in the gruesome bush.
by Cuddles McStig June 20, 2008
The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.
by Cuddles McStig May 22, 2008
Look at Josh, he's such a poindexter.
No, he's actually a porndexter. It might look like he's reading an encyclopedia but there's actually a copy of Playboy hidden inside.
No, he's actually a porndexter. It might look like he's reading an encyclopedia but there's actually a copy of Playboy hidden inside.
by Cuddles McStig December 12, 2008
A custom originating in Italy, firenzo is when all cars queued at red traffic lights accelerate as quickly as possible as soon as the lights turn green, regardless of the number of cars stopped ahead of them. This appears similar to Formula 1 starts.
by Cuddles McStig May 22, 2008
The single flake that exists in every bowl of cereal that will cause milk to shoot sideways across the table when poured on it.
by Cuddles McStig May 28, 2008