An extremely corpulent person who rides next to you in a plane or bus such that their fat rolls have leaked out of their seat and are resting upon you.
Dudester A: Hey bro, how was your flight back from Chi-town?
Dudester B: Oh shit, this Stinky McChundermuddflaps was sitting next to me. There was fat EVERYWHERE!
To masturbate prior to going on a date either (a) as a way to relieve the tension; or (b) an attempt to prevent a later premature ejaculation.
Guy A: Dude, Kelly is su-mokin', you ready for your date?
Guy B: I just had a little beforehand, I'm good to go!
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