The response when you ask a friend out of politeness
whats going on their life, and they respond by bitching
, moaning, and whining
about stupid crap just for the sake of attention, and not because anything's really wrong. They've just got a case of the ass, or "poor me
-can cause the recipient of emotional vomit to have glazed eyes, brain static, and an extreme desrire to kill either themselves, the person doing the emotional vomiting, or both
person a: hey, man, how's life treating you?
person b: Oh man, it sucks, first my girlfriends was flirting with random guy... well, ok, maybe she wasnt actualy flirting, but it still hurt my feelings! Then my boss was a total jerk to me today because he didnt give me props for something I did, and my dog is sick, and life is so unfair..... buzz buzz.. bitch, moan, whine, complain, etc
person a: damn! Sorry I asked. I'm going to go home and wash all of this emotional vomit off