1 definition by Crygel Carpentears

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a fat dump who incessantly eats wings until he sweats his bald ass head to a shine and drinks so damn much that he embarasses anyone who tries to compete with him. hes the best at everything there ever was: hes got the shot of kobe, feet of pele, arm of peyton manning, and swing of bonds. FTFM.
Who the hell is that bald fuck over there? Oh wait, its just the fuckin' fatman.
by Crygel Carpentears November 30, 2006

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