An "Awesome Meter" is a loose term used to describe whether or not a noun (person, place, or thing) is considered "awesome" or not. The Awesome Meter cannot be lied too; for the Awesome Meter knows all awesome-ness and sees all awesome-ness. Keep in mind that when using the word "awesome," you are comparing something to be so impressive, so jaw dropping, so amazing that the only word to describe it is... awesome! Something that lacks an "awesome" quality is obviously very low on the Awesome Meter. Something that is exceeding of an "awesome" quality is there by very high on the Awesome Meter. Such is the incredible power that the Awesome Meter harnesses.
"I would say that guy's Jonas' Brother's t-shirt is very low on the Awesome Meter."
"Holy crap! That movie had to be at least a 9/10 on the awesome meter!"