2 definitions by CrunkMagnum

Top Definition
When someone is so fat that their shirt or blouse won't touch their pants but instead hangs in front like a curtain in front of their pants.
Billy: Did you see Mrs. Macky's fat curtain today.

Dan: Yeah it was like a cloth barrier for the wind that her fat rolls release.
by CrunkMagnum November 08, 2009
1.)When the lag in a game is so bad that it isn't worth playing.

2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.
Steve: Man last night I was playing Halo 3 and my connection had a laggasm and I appeared on the other side of the map.

Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.
by CrunkMagnum August 05, 2009

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