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The act of consuming insane amounts of crumpets.
Person 1: I'm so glad we're going to the crumpet factory.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm going to eat so many crumpets, it's going to be a crumpocalypse!
by Crumpetcruzza October 20, 2012
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