1 definition by Crumpet lover

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A slutty crumpet......

Crumpet meaning 'girl' or 'guy' or a very tastey crumpet.

It gives a new meaning to 'Any holes a goal'

That is a proper scrumpet!!!

That girl is a scrumpet!

'I bet that crumpet has been buttered many a time' ;)
by Crumpet lover April 18, 2009

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