A slutty crumpet......
Crumpet meaning 'girl' or 'guy' or a very tastey crumpet.
It gives a new meaning to 'Any holes a goal'
That is a proper scrumpet!!!
That girl is a scrumpet!
'I bet that crumpet has been buttered many a time' ;)
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