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4 definitions by Crotchfire

 
1.
it is THE milkshake, which brings all the boys to the yard.
The smooshy-mushy brings all the boys to the yard, and their life is better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours; I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
by Crotchfire February 06, 2005
 
2.
The mascott of Allegheny College, portrayed often by a short blonde female, enjoys smooshy-mushy, and an occasional wiggly.
Chompers is often inebriated, and enjoys falling down the steps due to its large feet.
by Crotchfire February 06, 2005
 
3.
The mascot of Allegheny College, often portrayed by a short, drunk, blonde female, who enjoys smooshy mushy and wiggly
Chompers is often inebriated, and enjoys falling down stairs due to its immense feet.
by Crotchfire February 06, 2005
 
4.
a flaccid penis, similar to smooshy mushy, or other phallic symbol which is not fully rigid
He waved his wiggly in my face before shoving it down my throat
by Crotchfire February 06, 2005