2 definitions by Crookback

Carrier of pleonastic obscurity in elegantly scalloped buckets frequently mistaken for a trainee priest or Jehovah's Witness; awkward yet grateful recipient of polite nods and smiles and the occasional drawled "U-huh".
I can't go out in this manky black greatcoat in the high sun, I feel all amaurotic var.
by Crookback August 21, 2004
Many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.
You'd better call the Traffic Police, little Jimmy Osmond was just attacked by a pedometer.
by Crookback August 22, 2004

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