1 definition by Croke-loves-Bond-cock

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Fuck her from behind then come on her favorite teddy bear, then slap her in the face with it...that is the surprise.
Croke fucks bond from behind and then cums on his favorite teddy bear and then slaps him in the face with it..... thats the Paddington Surprise
by Croke-loves-Bond-cock October 16, 2009

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