1 definition by Crispus Attucks

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Still the best alternative to jail time when offered in a court of law.
OK Mom, sure I could get killed in Iraq, but then we all die anyway, right? You want I should do a year in Rykers Island or Attica? At least in the US Army I'll die with dignity. Besides Ma, the food might even be better.
by Crispus Attucks October 13, 2005

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