1 definition by Criggy Bar Bar

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An individual with particularly large fat fingers. Those inflicted knock over on average 5 cups of coffee a day, and could spend over a week trying to thread a needle.
Tunde go and get another cloth. Your sausage fingers have knocked my coffee over.

Again.
by Criggy Bar Bar September 14, 2006

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