Not to be confused with a dick pic
, a soft dick pic is a picture of a male's flaccid dick that is typically transmitted to a woman via sms or email. Women generally crave these soft dick pics and will typically perform fellatio on the male who transmitted the pictures the next time the two come in to contact.
(Insert Female Name #1) "Some guy that calls himself Creepy Steve just sent me a Soft Dick Pic
(Insert Female Name #2) "Wow, that is awesome! I'm so jealous. Soft dick pics are the ultimate bro move!"
(Insert Female Name #1) "I know. I'm totally
going to blow him the next time I see him!"
(Insert Female Name #2) "Totally