5 definitions by Crazy Irish Mike

bullseye bitch

A sexual act. When a guy is getting his joint copped (head or jerk off), and the girl doesn't want to get the jizz on her, he waits until right before he's about to cum and then smacks her hand so she aims his dick at her face and . . . bullseye bitch!

Girl: "Don't get any on me alright?"

Guy: "Don't worry. I'm about to cum . . . oh . . . (smack) . . . bullseye bitch!!"

by Crazy Irish Mike May 3, 2006

wacktose intolerant

Meaning you have no tolerance for wack shit; like lactose intolerant for milk, but "wack"tose intolerant.

"Yo G, wanna hear my phat rhymes??"

"Nah, man, I'm wacktose intolerant."

by Crazy Irish Mike May 3, 2006

shake

Another word for coke.

I've got so much shake in the street they measure my weight in Richter.

by Crazy Irish Mike May 3, 2006

8 ways from sunday

To do something every possible way, usually when referring to how you fucked a girl in many different positions, or many times.

"Did you hit that man?"

"Yo, I fucked that bitch 8 ways from sunday."

by Crazy Irish Mike May 3, 2006

gat

Another word for a girl's pussy

She gave me the gat last night and again this morning.

by Crazy Irish Mike May 3, 2006