1 definition by Craven Moorehead 69

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HMV
High Maintenance Vage or High Maintenance Vagina

A girl with a real high maintenance factor that doesn't put out until you practically spend all your savings on her.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima HMV!
by Craven Moorehead 69 May 27, 2007

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