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The situation that results when, during a game of backgammon, you have built on your side a series of blocks (two pieces on each point), such that the opponent is trapped, unable to escape.

(See Turkish Prison for a related term.)
(During a backgammon game.)

You: "Haha! You are now in an Ottoman Prison and cannot escape! If this was a Turkish Prison you might be able to get out, but this is an Ottoman Prison. Sorry my friend, you are not going anywhere for awhile ..."

Your opponent: "Damn."
by Crater14 January 22, 2011

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When your breath smells zackly like your ass.
Man that guy has a bad case of zackly ...
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An exclamation made during sex. May be verbal (as in "Oh God, yes!") or simply a noise (grunting, gasping, moaning, etc...).
When he turned over on her back, she made a loud sexclamation, "Oh, uh, uhhhh, mmmm!

Britney gave a loud sexclamation, "Do me, yes, do me, more, harder!"

Brad sexclamed, "You slut! You f#cking whore!" and then drove his member home.
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The situation that results when, during a game of backgammon, you have built on your side a series of blocks (two pieces on each point), such that escape is very difficult, depending on the throw of only one particular number.

(See Ottoman Prison for a related term.)
(During a backgammon game.)

You: "Now you are in a Turkish Prison and only a 4 will allow you to escape."

Your opponent: "Well at least I'm not in an Ottoman Prison."
by Crater14 January 22, 2011

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