5 definitions by Crappy Diaper

Top Definition
When one is sticking one's meat stick in a girl's pooper, and the girl's father walks in and catches you balls deep in her browneye. You then whip out your man beef, and slap the gentleman across his face with your muddy stick so as to teach him a lesson.
One of the most embarrasing things happened last night, dude. I was pluggin my girl's mud highway, and her father walked in.

Dude, what did you do?

I gave him the ol' Canadian Back Hoe, of course!
#meat stick #anal #penis #brown eye #cincinatti vegetable bowl #ass
by Crappy Diaper April 10, 2008
A variant on the moon. The hangy balls happen when you moon someone, but flop your nutsack on the outside of your underwear so that the offended party will not only see your hairy brown eye, but also see your balls hanging down like a bad painting.
My girlfriend was watching the bachelor last night. I was bored so I gave her the hangy balls. She vomited, so I gave her the Cincinatti Vegetable Bowl.
#cincinatti vegetable bowl #moon #balls #vomit #cleveland chili dog #brown eye
by Crappy Diaper April 08, 2008
The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.
I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.
#chili dog #hot carl #dirty sanchez #cleveland steamer #houdini
by Crappy Diaper September 28, 2007
A variant on the moon. The hangy balls happen when you moon someone, but flop your nutsack on the outside of your underwear so that the offended party will not only see your hairy brown eye, but also see your balls hanging down like a bad painting.
This chick and I were watching the bachelor last night. I was bored so I gave her the hangy balls. She vomited, so I gave her the Cincinatti Vegetable Bowl.
#cincinatti vegetable bowl #balls #brown eye #moon #nutsack
by Crappy Diaper April 09, 2008
When you have buttsex with a chick and pull out and wipe your penis on her father
I fucked this chick last night, but couldn't finish off untill dad came in.I beat him down and gave him the Ol' Canadian Backhoe
#buttsex #anal #coitus #ballgag #anus
by Crappy Diaper August 31, 2006
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