1 definition by Crabby Mike

Top Definition
Someone who takes advantage of relationship problems or issues by first charming your girlfriend into thinking he's a great guy, then liquoring her up and taking her to a hooka bar while you are not around
"I leave for two days and that jackass Blake is already trying to move in on my girl"
by Crabby Mike December 07, 2009

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