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1 definition by CptSpandex

 
1.
One of a race of My Opinion Only Jersey midgets that sell real estate and wax nostalgia about forgotten rock and roll bands.
After a particularly grueling day selling houses, the MOO-man decided to pop a Bruce Springsteen cassette into his boombox and rock out.
by CptSpandex January 13, 2009