2 definitions by Cowboy Curtis

Top Definition
The act of isolating yourself (most commonly locking yourself in your room) and jacking off for an extended period of time.
Person 1: Why hasn't Steve been in work for a week?
Person 2: Sad bastard took the week off to isobate.
Person 1: Damn, yet another victim of isobation.
by Cowboy Curtis June 19, 2009

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Having the desire to masturbate, but lacking the physical will to do so.
Person 1: Jesus Christ i'm soo horny! I'd jack off but the computer is all the way in the other room!

Person 2: Stop your procrasturbation, put down the blunt and get the fucking vasoline!
by Cowboy Curtis June 19, 2009

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