When one receives a blumpkin
If one achieves this magnificent accomplishment, he is anointed the tile "Commodore." If said act occurs while performing another descriptive sexual act, ie. Abe Lincoln
, etc., the Commodore may petition The "Council of the Commodore" to receive a higher status.
Turd Ferguson, chair
Rev. Bill Shatner III, esq. (no homo)
Dude, I totally pulled a Washington Commodore at that WISH reception. I am going to petition the prestigious council, to receive my rank.