3 definitions by CottonEyedBlow

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The ultimate gaming master race who will refuse to play on consoles and will only play games which haven't been "consolified" to unholy fuck. Also, a member of the master race will feel obliged to shit all over your platform of choice if it ain't PC. And sometimes, they will shit on your PC depending on who you got your PC from.
Console gamer: Console haz gooder graphics than PC

Master race: Seeing as the limitations of hardware on consoles is insane, aside from the limited and overall pathetic console experience, you get shitty graphics and 30FPS on even the ugliest of games.

Console gamer: Don't you need a $5000 alienware to play games though?

Master race: Only plebs, rich kids and people too lazy to build are idiotic enough to buy an Alienware machine and take pride in it's ownership. Real PC gamers build, that's how they become a member of the pc gaming master race.
by CottonEyedBlow February 22, 2014

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Chocolate
Friend: Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?! CHOOOOOCOLAAAAATE! CHOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAATE!
by CottonEyedBlow July 28, 2014

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Mumford & Sons are a folk band who are extremely lame. Their most common lyrical themes include waiting for people, God and other bollocks like that. They play the same three chords endlessly throughout all three albums while the Marcus Mumford drones along.

Mumford & Sons are also mistaken for poetry, talented, original and good musicians as opposed to generic, untalented, ripping off other and much better folk bands and pseudo-amish musicians who borrow all their shit from Guitar Center.
Friend 1: I like Mumford & Sons, I will wait is such a good song

Me: Mumford & Sons is hipster bullshit which just so happens to be boring as fuck... As a matter of fact, Mumford & Sons in my opinion are worse than Creed and are the Nickelback of folk.

Friend 1: But the vocalist has such a nice voice

Me: No he doesn't. It's monotonous and irritating.
by CottonEyedBlow July 21, 2014

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