3 definitions by Cosban

Top Definition
In the game of guy attracts girl, the only winning strategy for men any more is to simply be a complete tool, or douchebag. The sweet guy will always end up turning into the gay bestfriend with no hope of recovery.
Joe: You hear that Michelle started dating Chad?
Nerd: WTF I POORED MY HEART OUT TO HER JUST LAST NIGHT!
Joe: Well you know how douchebag theory is...
by Cosban June 28, 2011
The gay bestfriend is, most likely, not gay at all, but rather a victim of douchebag theory which has chosen to be friendzoned in hopes of becoming friends with benefits, most likely things will not work out for this guy.
Joe: So how are things between you and Michelle?
Nerd: She's still with Chad, but I'm her gay bestfriend now.
Joe: tough break...
by Cosban June 28, 2011
A relatively smart being that seems only able to harness the worst social traits of geek-ness.
Due to his best pick-up lines also being memes from the early '90s, John was a geektard
by Cosban July 05, 2010

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