4 definitions by Cory Strawbridge

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N.,V., Prefix (Doogle-)

N. 1. A piece of food(commonly fruit or hotdog) that has been used in the act of masturbatory happenings, thought to be imbued with the essence of the person.
2. The slang term for a Frenchman who has retreated on the battlefield.
V. 1. To masturbate with food.
Prefix(Doogle-)To masturbate with following object. Ex. Dooglesetting- To masturbate with silverware, Doogleclowning-To masturbate with a clown, etc.
N. Johnny ventured into the bathroom after his older brother was done, but little did he know the bananas and apples in there would begin to dance because they were no longer fruits but had been transformed into the mystic Dooglesnackins, he cried.
2. The Dooglesnackin ran as fast as he could when the Panzer topped the hill, running straight into a battle ready troop of German soldiers, he cried.
V. Will was overly excited when he got the ham out of the oven, and should have waited twenty minutes for it to cool before dooglesnackin and only waited five thus burning his genitals, he cried.
by Cory Strawbridge September 06, 2004

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N. 1. A legendary fruit native to the southern regions of Africa known by some for its ability to give immortality if squirted in the face, smells very potent and location is unknown.
2. A person without hair, of a larger size that falls down often.
3. Slang term for scrawny, weaker, pre-mature males who must maintain defensive posture to make up for their unusually small penis size.
V. 1. To live forever in a matter of speaking.
2. To perform gay acts in the face of danger.
N. The monkey with its magnificent aim, was able to make a fly trapped in a spider web immortal with the kiss of the Doober-Zyt.
He was a sad little fella who drove a Saturn and spoke with a stutter, scared of girls while flabbergasted around them, but then again he did have his German ancestry of the Germanic heritage of the Doober-Zyts.
V. The super hero rescued countless civilians, and saved the day on many occasions, but as the meteor approached he found the need to shine his latex uniform and Doober-Zyt the day.
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N. 1. a. The furry patch of hair that runs along the testicular crack, also classified in slang as "Grandma's Sweater, the Parting of the Semen, and the Cain."
b. A one legged marsupial that became extinct due to the lack of mobility.

V. 1. a. To chase after girls that have not fully developed, or are considered a bit "premature".

b. To be dull or lifeless until poked, probed or jabbed.

c. To secrete a hazy blue fluid.

d. To kill your brother.

Adj. Douborangish-ly, Having feminine qualities with mass quantities of patchy fur, or a mustache.
N. After removing all the hair below his neck, Paul realized his douborange(Cain) had become more of a Sierra...rather bumpy and jagged. Poor Paul.

V. The lad was so outraged by the pickle and look their waiter, Todd, gave him, that he went on a Douborange at the local airfield.

Adj. Rachel was relieved to find out that her douborangish breasts were a resultant ofher two father's DNA.
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N.

N. The drippings that localize from the rear quarter of the male.

N. The moistness between the teeth and the upper lip usually consisting of ape semen.
Please do not drink the Plain Cain Champagne, you will most likely lose a limb.

The young man in his excitement blathered fluid everywhere, and the waitress proclaimed, "Get away everyone, that Plain Cain Champagne has a 38.2% of impregnating you!"
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