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41 definitions by Cortana Dragoon

 
36.
Ugly-ass old guy aliens in Halo.

They don't do any of the fighting.
If the rest of the Covenant could just figure out that the Prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.
by Cortana Dragoon July 02, 2005
 
37.
A word that Napoleon Dynamite says all the time.
Unlike Lauren says, Gosh is not used by Christians. They only say "Oh my Goodness." If you say the word Gosh in front of them they will get upset and yell at you.
I should know, I went to a Christian school for, like, three years. Some of the best years of my life wasted T_T
by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005
 
38.
Synonym for demon.
I can definitely wait until parenthood.
by Cortana Dragoon August 26, 2005
 
39.
A game.

More specifically, a mind-control device that causes anyone who plays it to begin dissing Halo for no good reason.
We must save them before it is too late.
by Cortana Dragoon July 02, 2005
 
40.
1. The holy book of Islam.

2. Something that got flushed down the toilet at Guantanamo and now pretty much all of the Earth's population is pissed off at America.
1. My Muslim friend has to read her Qur'an every day or her parents get pissed off.

2. liek OMG they flushed teh quran down teh toilet OMG i am so mad at amerika 4 lettin this happen!!!!11 they r n00bs!!!!!1!!
by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005
 
41.
A really shitty show on Nickelodeon. Centers around a twelve-year-old kid with superpowers and his dysfunctional homosexual friends.
This show is worse than Spongebob and I'm not lying.
by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005