41 definitions by Cortana Dragoon

A pretty awesome show lineup on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.
"If you can't stand Toonami, just be patient. Adult Swim will come on in time." - me
by Cortana Dragoon July 02, 2005
An activity originally enjoyed only by mature, married couples.
Nowadays you can't find a virgin teenager to save your life.
I pity all you poor souls ;;
by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005
Put simply: life as we know it.
Without money we would all live in the Stone Age.
by Cortana Dragoon July 02, 2005
What little kids who are afraid to say Penis call a penis.
"Oh my gosh Timmy was playing with us and his pants fell off and he has the biggest weiner I ever saw! Except for my dad's."
by Cortana Dragoon June 18, 2005
A restaurant chain that would have been cool if not for all the lawsuits.

Ever since the lawsuits, McDonald's is trying to make everything "healthier" and doing a really shitty job of it.

I say: fuck you! If their food is making you so fat, why eat there?
by Cortana Dragoon July 12, 2005
What you need to live.

A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair
If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.
by Cortana Dragoon July 02, 2005
A sweet baddie in Halo, which becomes your ally in some Halo 2 levels. One of them (the Arbiter) is a playable character in Halo 2.
I got owned by gold-armored Elites in Halo, but now that they included the energy sword as a weapon in Halo 2 I can finally have vengeance.
by Cortana Dragoon June 16, 2005

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