40 definitions by Cortana Dragoon

A disease that most teenagers go through.

Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.

There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.
Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.
by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005

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The last boss of any video game. One of the most if not the most climactic fight in the game.

Usually the most difficult as well, but in some games this is not necessarily the case.
Technically, Sephiroth is the final boss of FF7, but because it's a staged fight many consider Safer Sephiroth to be the final boss.

Ganon at the end of LoZ: OoT was weak.
A Stalfos is harder than him.

Halo didn't need a final boss. An all-out Covenant assault would have done the trick. But nooo, Bungie had to throw in that albino... thing.
by Cortana Dragoon August 26, 2005

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The most badass villain ever.

If you hated him in Ep III, watch the Clone Wars cartoons or read Star Wars: Visionaries.

He is just... the greatest.
Grievous is the man now dog!
by Cortana Dragoon July 10, 2005

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A television channel that at one time owned. But they canceled all the good shows and replaced them with shows aimed at six-year-olds (so what does that make Nick Jr., like, two-year-old shit?), made a brief comeback with Invader Zim, but canceled that and is dying now.
They recently started an American-drawn anime show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. That show sucks more than all the other shows combined.
Nickelodeon sucks ass. If you don't believe me, watch Spongebob or Avatar: The Last Airbender.
by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005

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The most disgusting, annoying, downright EVIL character in Halo. Not quite as bad in Halo 2.
"Reclaimer! *humming* Oh, hello."

Aaaaargh.
by Cortana Dragoon June 24, 2005

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1. A cool (or not cool) pic that appears below your name on forum sites.
2. The personification of something infinite, usually a god.
1. He had a Boohbah avatar so I hired a hitman to kill him.
2. My friends say he's the Avatar of Apollo because he's so sexy.
by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005

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In multiplayer FPS games, to repeatedly crouch on or "hump" the dead body of the person you just killed. Is pretty much pointless, but fun if you want to piss off the other guy.
Red: Hump-hump-hump! *humps corpse*
O'Malley: I'm being violated!
by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005

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