1 definition by Corola

Top Definition
To jerk a man off with sandpaper or steel wool until he ejaculates, than gather all the blood,sperm,and skin into a cup and drink it.
TJ: Hey, did you hear Joe is in the hospital!
Alan: Are you serious?! Why?!
TJ: His Mom gave him a joe job, but instead of sandpaper she used a glove full of staples!
Alan: That sucks he just got out a week ago because his dad fucked his ass behind the furnace and he needed stitches
by Corola February 03, 2007

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt