To jerk a man off with sandpaper or steel wool until he ejaculates, than gather all the blood,sperm,and skin into a cup and drink it.
TJ: Hey, did you hear Joe is in the hospital!
Alan: Are you serious?! Why?!
TJ: His Mom gave him a joe job, but instead of sandpaper she used a glove full of staples!
Alan: That sucks he just got out a week ago because his dad fucked his ass behind the furnace and he needed stitches