154 definitions by Cornholio

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.
Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.
by cornholio October 06, 2003

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A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"
The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.
by cornholio October 11, 2003

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The boonies; Bumfuck Egypt; the middle of nowhere. From "tules" a type of wetland in Central California.
We were looking for this motel. Got lost way the hell out in the toolies.
by cornholio October 13, 2003

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A sad sack, a loser, a poor slob; from the Yiddish and German. "A shlemiel drops it; a shlemazel picks it up."

He made a living playing a shlemiel on TV.
by cornholio October 04, 2003

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Effete, unmasculine person with pretensions to social status; pejorative for a diplomat.
I went to a party in Georgetown with a bunch of cookie-pushers; some of them even were speaking in French. Time to leave town!
by Cornholio October 28, 2003

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Refers to the side of a man's trousers that his testicles hang.
Those earthworms don't even know whether they dress to the right or the left.
by Cornholio September 29, 2003

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Religious practice among Pentecostalists and charismatics involving speaking in what sound like other languages or "spiritual language"
I arrived in church late, and the whole congregation was speaking in tongues. I couldn't understand a damned thing, but it was impressive
by cornholio October 11, 2003

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