PooWad:Noun: A large steaming pile of compressed faeces. Often found in homeless people's pants after taking a bus ride. Conspicous by its bad odour and bulge in the back of the pants. People suffering a poowad often seem blissfully unaware of its existance.
Poowad: Adjective: A person who is very annoying, like a fowl stench.
Adjective: I met this poowad called Roofus in Brisabane.
Noun: I believe sir has a poowad in his pants