The result of being a douchebag.
To key (ones) car:
Bro 1: Oh meh godd bro someone totally keyed my sweet ford f150! My dad is going to kill me!
Bro 2: People must just be jealous of your killer ride.
Intellegent Person 1: Or, you're just a complete asshole.
Bros 1 and 2 (tandem): OOOOOHHH Yeeeaaarrrhh