is a breed with characteristically
wide shoulders and a matching head. There
of skin on a Bulldog
's brow, followed by round, black, wide-set eyes, a short muzzle with
characteristic folds called
"rope" above the nose, with hanging
skin under the neck, drooping lips, and pointed teeth. The coat is short, flat and sleek, with
colors of red, fawn, white, brindle
(mixed colors, often in waves
or irregular stripes), and piebald.
In the US, the size of a typical mature male is about 55-60 pounds and that for mature females is about 45 pounds for a Standard
. In the United Kingdom, the breed standard
is 55 pounds for a male and 50 pounds for a female.
While some canine breeds have their
tails cut or docked soon
after birth, Bulldogs are one of very few breeds whose
tail is naturally short and curled."
About half the bulldogs you will
be fine, but the other
half are true terrors and should be put out of their
misery. Over-bred and over-priced, they'll hardly be able to breath, can hardly play, have
and skin, deformed teeth, a weird curled in tail, and a horrible habit of rubbing their
netherlands all over your wall... much like a bear scratches his back. Combine that with
horrible gas, and you wonder why God continues to let these things exist.
1. The english bulldog is a great family dog for some.
2. A shit stained, breathing
disabled monster whose
and expensive medical bills will soon put you in the poorhouse.
Guy 1: "Hey you want to go to Joe's house tonight to watch the game?"
Guy 2: "Hell no, his swamp creature ruins it for me."