An excuse to drink beer
], with races usually boring and long in length, gratified only by the cataclysmic crashes observed by inebreiated white people
Simplified to turning left over and over again, it is the most retarded
] type of racing.
NASCAR also has an innumberable amount of official sponsors, from Dominos
] to Best Western
Bob: "Hey, it's been 342 laps, don't you think this NASCAR race has gotten a bit repetitive?"
Jim: "Hell no! My moneh sez #4 is gonna crash and burn!"