showing off in front of the mirror when no one is home: flexing, showing cleavage, making pouty lip faces, dancing to boy george naked.
I do my best clown boxing drinking martinis while on house arrest.
a cucumber that becomes a woman's sex slave.
Use of cukeubines is illegal in all fifty states.
a cheap date: no dining required for a piece of ass.
Horny, broke and bored, guess I can always call my liquidate...
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