The ultimate chap. Brought to the earth by a pack of sea-otters, Conxcore is a pro at life and has a collection of two-million puffins that allow him to scream with the velocity of 90 tons of beefaroni, but he hates beefaroni, so when he sees it he blows up 6 moons... and kicks a pea. One day everyone will know Conxcore and a scientist will create the first talking flying narwhal just for him. He also likes noodles.
Conxcore is so cool, if I was a snowman, I'd turn into pancakes.